Who's Zooming Who?

Ashley Madison.com.  Looking for an affair?  That's where you go to get set up.  Ashley Madison is famous for the line "life is short, have an affair". 

She's had close to 2 million married people sign up and from that she's come up with the professions where you'll find the most cheaters.  Let's run them down,'

Men:

1: Doctors

2:  Police Officers

3:  Lawyers

4:  Real Estate Agents

5:  Engineers

Women:

1:  Teachers

2:  Stay at home Moms

3:  Nurses

4:  Administrative Assistants

5:  Real Estate Agents

Now, I can't speak for women but the I find the men's list puzzling.  Doctors?  Guess they're examining more than the x-rays.  Most doctors I know make a lot of money which means they've got a lot to lose.  That's gutsey.  Guess 7 years of university doesn't mean you're smart. 

Police officers no. 2?  I have no idea why and I wont ask.

Lawyers in the no. 3 spot.  You would think if any one should know better it would be someone in the legal profession.  See above entry on doctors.

Real Estate Agents:  Location, location, location.

Engineers.  This surprises me. Most engineers I know are quiet, unassuming family men.  Who knew?

As for the women's list......

Teachers:  continuing education?

Stay at home moms:  it better not be my mom.

Nurses:  Those damn doctors!

Administrative Assistants:  Those damn bosses.

Real Estate Agents.Real Estate Agents are the only ones to show up on both lists.  This could be a problem especially if the Real Estate Agent is married to a Real Estate Agent.

You'll notice that the broadcast industry didn't make either list.  That's because everyone I've ever met in broadcasting is as faithful as the family dog.