There's a poll in The Toronto Star by the World Wildlife Fund that wants to know what you would give up before you gave up your car. Junk food ranked high, coffee, TV and although it was a small number, 2% said they'd give up sex before they'd give up their car.
Here's the problem for men who live in Ontario. More people in this province would rather pull out of the copulation station than scrap their sedan. And more shes than hes would keep their keys and just say no to sex than in any other province. So you might want to rethink that job offer you got in Yellowknife.
I've talked with women who said it's not a contest, chocolate is better than sex. Others say no chance. So, on the off chance the situation should arise I always carry a couple of bon bons with me. 'Cause you never know.
Some people would give up sex for food, although it you saw "9 1/2 Weeks" you can actually have it both ways. Go rent the movie and jog your memory. Would you give up sex for a "boy's night out". Well, if the boys were honest they'd admit that's why they're out.
I hear a alot of people, mostly women, who say they'd give up sex for a good night's sleep. I've had women tell me I'm dreaming if I think we'll end up in bed together but I don't think that's the same thing.
'Course it all depends on who's doing the sampling. I've seen polls that show more people would give up sex than give up their cell phones. If you're selling jewelry I'm sure you could find a pretty good percentage of people who would keep their bling and forget the fling. You could probably get a survey from the "Association of Divorce Lawyers" that said their survey showed 30 % of the pollees said they would give up marriage for sex. Actually the percentage might be higher on that one.
I'm sure you can skew the numbers to show that people would resist a tryst for just about anything. Just 2 % would put the nix on nooky before they'd give up their car. Sex or the sedan? Actually if you find the right secluded spot you could have both.
Obviously these people need to find a new partner! There is nothing on this earth better than great sex. It's the spice of life....that and food (and chocolate) of course! So stop dreaming and put those bon bons away!!!
I really think the WWF is getting out of hand. Their mandate is clearly out of whack!!.Do they not have more important things to do than solicit stupid polls like this one??
No kidding Phil. All this time and effort wasted on something completely worthless to animals. I really don't get their point.
Debs: Really? Bon bons away? Tell me more?
If you need candy to get a girl in the sack...well, you might have a problem!
Debs: Okay smarty...what works?
A man needs to know how to treat a woman and respect her...and it must come naturally...most women can spot a fake a mile away! A bit of masterful determination and flattering flirtation will also get you some brownie points!
Debs: Well said,
Nice post. Thanks