Well, something new to keep the boys home on a Saturday night. The June issue of Playboy will include the usual centerfold but this time in 3D. No, that's not triple D, it's 3D. They say the inmates at the Playboy mansion were inspired by Avatar. The magazine's head honcho of horny Hugh Hefner asked himself quizicly..."What would most people like to see in 3D?" To which he answered..."Probably a naked lady". In other words, more than words are going to jump off the page.
'Course the big reason Hef wants to make it feel like it's real is because of plummeting sales of Playboy. I mean just about any night of the week you can channel surf through the movie network...stop...and say...what the hell was that. Then you go back just to make sure what you thought you saw was is what you saw. It was...and you say..."how do they do that?"
I don't buy Playboy, not even for the articles. By the way if you buy that nonsense from any guy who tell you they only read the articles then you believe that person at work who tells you they only watch PBS and then spends the rest of the day discussing "Extreme Make Over" and "The Biggest Loser".
There are enough of us sitting home alone on Saturday night. We know who we are. Every time we try to "chat" with someone on f/b they go off line. But now for the guys and I would imagine the odd woman (and I don't mean odd in an odd way) out there Playboy is going to provide you with a new weekend time killer. We get to have our own biggest losers.
It's the guys who live in their parent's basement, collect comic books, and want the new G I Joe for their 40th birthday who will embrace this, literally and figurtively. They'll start their own Playboy 3D cult. They'll have their own language and their own list of favourites:
Favourite athlete: Booby Orr.
Favourite singer; Michael Booblay.
Favourite song: "Thigh Me A River".
Favourite book: Alice In Wonder Bra
Favourite movie character: Boobafet
Favourite retail outlet: Breast Buy
Favourity band: Booty and The Blowfish
Favourite saying: "Boobs your uncle."
Favourite goaltender: Ron Tugnutt
Favourite holiday destination: Lake Titicaca
Now, you know there's a real chance some of these guys are going to fall in love with their new 3D fallacious friend. It's bound to happen. Here's a bulletin, women, even women with a 3D pedigree, seldom make passes at men wearing 3D glasses,
'Course that wont stop these lasivious loners so you know damn well someone's going to lose an eye.
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