Why...
..is it that Wal Mart restocks its shelves during peak hours? Blocked isles. Blocked shelves. Big store. Biggest private employer in the world. Couldn't they do this at 2 in the morning? And why do they have to put display shelves in the middle of aisles? This isn't Jarvis street. Only room for one customer with one shopping cart. They've turned it into 4pm on the Don Valley,
Why,,,,.
....aren't aisle and isle spelled the same way?
I can't...
...force myself to buy groceries in a department store (Wal Mart again)...and I can't force myself to buy clothes in a grocery store (Zehr's up here, Loblaws down there). Just doesn't feel right.
Why...
....does the Kentucky Derby, which calls itself the fastest 2 minutes in sport, need a 3 hour show to get it done?
How come...
...they don't let kids review kids' movies? They're not made for adults. We don't need the insight of cinematic minutiae from some 40 something critic when all the target audience wants to know is.....was it funny?
Have you noticed....
...that the number of Tim Horton's cups on your road goes up by a factor of 10 when they put one in your neighbourhood? They opened one in the town to the south of me. The road looks like a caffine junkies' crib. Here's what you do. Go through Tim's drive thru. Drink you're coffee. Leave the empty cup in the cars' cup holder. When you go back the next day...and you will...you put the cup in the garbage and buy another one. It's Tim Horton's wheel of life. It's cup's the great Mandala.
Don't....
....install a low flow toilet. You'll get use to having to hold the flusher down for longer than normal. But..if you have a pary and try to explain that to friends they wont get it. So you spend the night running into the bathroom to make sure you don't have an iffey biffy when the next guest goes in. Been there, done that.....all night.
What the hell were they thinking....
...LeBron James wins the NBA's MVP award. It was one of the biggest margins of victory ever. He was a landslide winner. There was no discussion. 2 voters had LeBron...not second..which I could live with...but third on their ballots. These 2 bucket bozos must have their press passes taken away. Hence forth they will cover men's synchronized swimming...which is not a recognized sport yet..so they wait and think about what they've done.
Why we need to thin the herd....
...the Kardasians. I don't know their names...I don't know how many there are. But there are too many of them...and I don't know what they do...but...they must be stopped!
Why is it....
that stores listed on information kiosks in malls are numbered but the actual stores don't have numbers? Wouldn't it be great if stores were numbered just like streets? It would be so much easier to find the store your looking for. This has been a mystery to me for years.
Sharon: Another great mystery of the universe gone unsolved!
Why is it...
They are still playing hockey in this weather and,
Why is it...
They never play it in Toronto?
Thanks for the answer to "what colour is light" now.....
Why is the sky blue?
Light is made up of a spectrum of colours. Blue has the shortest wave lenght. The other colours...yellow...red...etc have longer wave lengths and are absorbed by gas molecules in the atmosphere. Blue...being the shortest...gets through and makes the sky appear blue.
I am always pondering these type of questions.
Why....... when I leave my house confident and looking good I don't see anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste!
Have you ever noticed...... there is a fine line between boredom & hunger?
Why is it that under ideal conditions, people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and pinning the tail on the donkey....but we can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time?
Jill, that's very funny. I've never missed the snooze button. Just about every time I'm carrying groceries in my right hand my car/house keys will be in my right pocket and vice versa. Thanks.
I use a dual flow toilet - the handle moves backward and forward - poo to you and pee away.